What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy
I’m going to be laughing about this for ages
teachers who leave stray marks on the board when they’re erasing it are out of control and need to be stopped
Before Carlos, Night Vale was a dimensionless mass of unrealized potential. What if it was only in his observations of the town that it became real?
And what if in his absence it slowly reverts to what it was before?
English teachers can either be the coolest teacher you ever had or the worst thing ever
Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)
Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.
He’d rock the fuck out of memes. Don’t deny it.
Exit, pursued by a doge.
much run wow
I don’t understand people who try to make Shakespeare into a pretentious thing cause he was basically an uneducated dick-joke making dude for the common masses. His historical plays are straight up fanfiction. There’s a scene in Macbeth where two guards are having a conversation as a dude pees on a wall. Get out of here with your Shakespeare snobbery.
shows that need a second season
- ouran high school host club